Total Medals Earned: 11 (From 4 different games.) Total Medal Score: 235 Points
Medals Earned: 3/5 (80/230 points)
Read the comic
Reach the next goal in 20 second
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Reach 75m
Reach 100m
Medals Earned: 3/7 (125/340 points)
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
ROFL ROFL ROFL
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Check out the Demo on Newgrounds! <3
BEAT the Gappy Demo on Newgrounds! :0
Medals Earned: 4/21 (25/255 points)
Played the game for the first time
Change your skin
Clubbed several seals
Win a match of Madness Roulete
Lost a match of Madness Roulette
Purchase a prize from the counter
Win an offline game of Air Hockey
Win an online game of Air Hockey
Kill 100 people. That's a war crime, probably.
Clear 20 floors
You're gonna go far, kid. 10km or more
Die spectacularly in Turtle Toss
Kill 50 Feds in Fly High Hominid
Survive for 3 minutes
Reach a score of at least 50k in the NG30th Table
Beat the Soviet Missile Mastar Minigame in the NG30th Pinball Table
Get a total score of 20
Get a total score of 50
Get a total score of 100